Collection: Preserved Roses That Last

Gift them a rose that never wilts—because your love shouldn't either. Our preserved real roses, available in a charming petite birch pot or rustic wood pot, last 1-3 years with no water needed. It’s everlasting beauty for those who deserve a forever kind of love. Pair it with a Dark Humor Greeting Card for the perfect combo that says, 'I love you, even on your worst days.

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Dark Humor Christmas Card - You Are The Best

We take gift giving seriously

We say no to boring drug store greeting cards. Our premium dark humor greeting cards are made with the sole-purpose of adding shock-and-awe back to special occasions, gift giving, anniversaries, and birthdays! Surprise your loved ones with our cards for guaranteed laughs and good times.

  • Actually Funny

    Produced in small batches

  • Unique Gift

    Premium Quality Cards

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