Preserved Roses in Wooden Box
Preserved Roses in Wooden Box
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ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
Overview
Because some things are worth holding onto—like grudges and these roses. Our Preserved Roses last 1-2 years without water, staying as fresh as your dark sense of humor. Perfect for celebrating love that refuses to fade or sending a message that lingers longer than expected. These roses might not need water, but they sure do make a statement—one that lasts.
Number of roses: 3
Size is approximately 5"
Setting: Wooden Box
Measurements
Roses with the box: 5" x 3"
Box size: 3"
Shipping & Returns
How long will it take to get my order?
Roses ship same or following day of purchase. Items damaged in shipping must be reported within 7 days once received for credit or replacement.
Carriers used are UPS, FedEx, and USPS
Please do not order to ship to PO Boxes, it must be a physical location.
Can I return my order?
Yes! We have a 30 Day Money Back Guarantee on all purchases. Just shoot us a message and we will do our best to resolve the issue.
Frequently Asked Questions
Do the roses require any maintenance?
No, these preserved roses require no watering or sunlight. Keep them out of direct sunlight and away from humidity to maintain their quality
How long do the preserved roses last?
- Our preserved roses can last up to a year or longer with proper care, allowing you to enjoy their beauty for an extended period.
- For lasting beauty, keep roses out of direct sunlight, extreme heat and humidity. Blow away any dust that may collect over time.
- For indoor use only
Where Are You Based?
Dark Humor Cards is hella proud to be based out of San Francisco, CA
How Long Does Shipping Take?
Roses ship same or following day of purchase.
Items damaged in shipping must be reported within 7 days once received for credit or replacement.
Carriers used are UPS, FedEx, and USPS.
Please do not order to ship to PO Boxes, it must be a physical location.
Can I Return My Order?
Yes! We have a 30 Day Money Back Guarantee on all purchases. Just shoot us a message and we will do our best to resolve the issue.