3 Preserved Roses and 1 Free Dark Humor Greeting Card
3 Preserved Roses and 1 Free Dark Humor Greeting Card
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ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
ROSES LAST 1-2 YEARS WITHOUT WATER
FREE SHIPPING TO 48 STATES WITHIN THE USA
Overview
Enjoy a Little Romance with a Side of Sarcasm**
Why choose between sweet and sassy when you can have both? Our preserved roses offer timeless beauty in your choice of red or white, staying fresh for up to a year with zero maintenance. But we didn’t stop there. With every bouquet, you get to pick 1 free Dark Humor Card from our collection to add that perfect touch of sarcasm, wit, or cheeky humor. Whether you’re celebrating love, friendship, or just life’s absurdities, this combo says it all—because nothing says "I care" like roses... and a good laugh.
- Roses color: Red (please choose a color at dropdown)
- Setting: Wooden Box or Birch pot (please choose a color at dropdown)
- Number of roses: 3
- Pot/Box Size is approximately 5"
- 1 free Dark Humor Card of your choice (please choose a color at dropdown)
Measurements
Roses with the box: 5" x 3"
Box size: 3"
Shipping & Returns
How much is shipping?
Shipping is free within the USA to the lower 48 states.
How long will it take to get my order?
Roses ship same or following day of purchase. Items damaged in shipping must be reported within 7 days once received for credit or replacement.
Carriers used are UPS, FedEx, and USPS
Please do not order to ship to PO Boxes, it must be a physical location.
Can I return my order?
Yes! We have a 30 Day Money Back Guarantee on all purchases. Just shoot us a message and we will do our best to resolve the issue.
Frequently Asked Questions
Do the roses require any maintenance?
No, these preserved roses require no watering or sunlight. Keep them out of direct sunlight and away from humidity to maintain their quality
How long do the preserved roses last?
- Our preserved roses can last up to a year or longer with proper care, allowing you to enjoy their beauty for an extended period.
- For lasting beauty, keep roses out of direct sunlight, extreme heat and humidity. Blow away any dust that may collect over time.
- For indoor use only
Where Are You Based?
Dark Humor Cards is hella proud to be based out of San Francisco, CA
How Long Does Shipping Take?
Roses ship same or following day of purchase.
Items damaged in shipping must be reported within 7 days once received for credit or replacement.
Carriers used are UPS, FedEx, and USPS.
Please do not order to ship to PO Boxes, it must be a physical location.
Can I Return My Order?
Yes! We have a 30 Day Money Back Guarantee on all purchases. Just shoot us a message and we will do our best to resolve the issue.