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Dark Humor Greeting Card - You Are The Best

Dark Humor Greeting Card - You Are The Best

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Overview

Tell someone how you really feel about them with one of our most popular cards "You are shit" showing "You are the best. Keep that shit up." when unfolded. 

Here's what you need to know:

  • Card size: 7" x 5" folded, 7" x 10" unfolded
  • Premium 300 GSM black cardstock (non-laminated)
  • High-quality hot stamped foil (red and white)
  • Order includes: one 120 GSM black cardstock envelope (non-laminated)
  • Design: "You are shit"
  • Number of cards: one
  • Message: blank, please write your own (or don't)

    Measurements

    Similar size and dimensions to any old regular gift card and comes with a black easy peel and seal envelope included.

    Size: 7"x5"

    Shipping & Returns

    Fast and free shipping anywhere in the USA!

    How long does shipping take?

    All orders are shipped via Canada Post and USPS, please see transit times below:

    US: 4-7 Days
    CAN: 7-14 Days
    WORLDWIDE: Please message us for more details

    Can I return my order?

    Yes! We have a 30 Day Money Back Guarantee on all purchases. Just shoot us a message and we will do our best to resolve the issue.

    Frequently Asked Questions

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    Where Are You Based?

    Dark Humor Cards is hella proud to be based out of San Francisco, CA

    How Long Does Shipping Take?

    All orders are shipped via USPS please see transit times below:
    US: 4-7 Days
    CAN: 7-14 Days
    WORLDWIDE: Please message us for more details

    Can I Add a Gift Note To My Order?

    Yes, you can add notes to your order during checkout and we will mark the item as gift and write a note of your choice.

    Can I Return My Order?

    Yes! We have a 30 Day Money Back Guarantee on all purchases. Just shoot us a message and we will do our best to resolve the issue.