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Dark Humor Greeting Card - You Take My Breath Away

Dark Humor Greeting Card - You Take My Breath Away

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Overview

Tell that special someone what you truly appreciate about them with "Go away" showing "Gotta tell ya, u take my breath away" when unfolded. 

Here's what you need to know:

  • Card size: 7" x 5" folded, 7" x 10" unfolded
  • Premium 300 GSM black cardstock (non-laminated)
  • High-quality hot stamped foil (red and white)
  • Order includes: one 120 GSM black cardstock envelope (non-laminated)
  • Design: "Go away"
  • Number of cards: one
  • Message: blank, write your own (or don't we don't care)

    Measurements

    Similar size and dimensions to any old regular gift card and comes with a black easy peel and seal envelope included.

    Size: 7"x5"

    Shipping & Returns

    How long does shipping take?

    All orders are shipped via Canada Post and USPS, please see transit times below:

    US/CAN: 4-7 Days
    WORLDWIDE: 4-10 Days

    Can I return my order?

    Yes! We have a 30 Day Money Back Guarantee on all purchases. Just shoot us a message and we will do our best to resolve the issue.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Dark Humor Christmas Card - You Take My Breath Away

    Where Are You Based?

    Dark Humor Cards is proudly Canadian and our shop is located in Vancouver, BC.

    How Long Does Shipping Take?

    All orders are shipped via Canada Post and USPS, please see transit times below:

    US/CAN: 4-7 Days
    WORLDWIDE: 4-10 Days

    Can I Add a Gift Note To My Order?

    Yes, you can add notes to your order during checkout and we will mark the item as gift and write a note of your choice.

    Can I Return My Order?

    Yes! We have a 30 Day Money Back Guarantee on all purchases. Just shoot us a message and we will do our best to resolve the issue.