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Dark Humor Greeting Card - Love You Dad (Pre-Order Only)

Dark Humor Greeting Card - Love You Dad (Pre-Order Only)

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Overview

Note: With only 500 of each card made, this limited-edition collection is available for pre-order now.

Shipping starts the last week of November and runs through the first week of December, so you'll have them just in time to surprise your friends and family.

Because sometimes, the best way to show love is with a little shock factor. Give Dad a laugh, then remind him he's your favorite guy!

Here's what you need to know:

  • Design (folded): "F You, Dad"
  • Design (unfolded): "I Freaking Love You, Dad"
  • Card size: 7" x 5" folded, 7" x 10" unfolded
  • Premium 300 GSM black cardstock (non-laminated)
  • High-quality hot stamped foil (red and white)
  • Order includes: one 120 GSM black cardstock envelope (non-laminated)
  • Number of cards: one
  • Message: blank, please write your own (or don't)

Measurements

Similar size and dimensions to any old regular gift card and comes with a black easy peel and seal envelope included.

Size: 7"x5"

Shipping & Returns

Fast and free shipping anywhere in the USA!

How long does shipping take?

All orders are shipped via Canada Post and USPS, please see transit times below:

US: 4-7 Days
CAN: 7-14 Days
WORLDWIDE: Please message us for more details

Can I return my order?

Yes! We have a 30 Day Money Back Guarantee on all purchases. Just shoot us a message and we will do our best to resolve the issue.

Frequently Asked Questions

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Where Are You Based?

Dark Humor Cards is hella proud to be based out of San Francisco, CA

How Long Does Shipping Take?

All orders are shipped via USPS please see transit times below:
US: 4-7 Days
CAN: 7-14 Days
WORLDWIDE: Please message us for more details

Can I Add a Gift Note To My Order?

Yes, you can add notes to your order during checkout and we will mark the item as gift and write a note of your choice.

Can I Return My Order?

Yes! We have a 30 Day Money Back Guarantee on all purchases. Just shoot us a message and we will do our best to resolve the issue.