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BOGO - I Hope You Feel Better + You Are More Important To Me than Food

BOGO - I Hope You Feel Better + You Are More Important To Me than Food

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Overview

October BOGO!

For the month of October, Dark Humor Cards is offering an exclusive buy one, get one free on two of our favorite cards. Spread laughter and a little bit of twisted love with these two gems:

You Are More Important to Me than Food: Let your loved ones know their worth in a way that only dark humor can. Perfect for those who appreciate sarcasm with a side of sweetness.

I Hope You Feel Better: Brighten someone’s day with this cheeky "get well soon" card, guaranteed to bring a smile even in the toughest of times.

Whether you're sending love, laughs, or a little bit of both, grab this deal while supplies last!

Here's what you need to know:

  • Each Card size: 7" x 5" folded, 7" x 10" unfolded
  • Premium 300 GSM black cardstock (non-laminated)
  • High-quality hot stamped foil (red and white)
  • Order includes: one 120 GSM black cardstock envelope (non-laminated)
  • Design: "Hope you die" and "You Are OD"
  • Number of cards: 2
  • Message: blank, write your own (or don't)
  • Shipping is free

Measurements

Similar size and dimensions to any old regular gift card and comes with a black easy peel and seal envelope included.

Size: 7"x5"

Shipping & Returns

How long does shipping take?

All orders are shipped via Canada Post and USPS, please see transit times below:

US: 4-7 Days
CAN: 7-14 Days
WORLDWIDE: Please message us for more details

Can I return my order?

Yes! We have a 30 Day Money Back Guarantee on all purchases. Just shoot us a message and we will do our best to resolve the issue.

Frequently Asked Questions

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Where Are You Based?

Dark Humor Cards is hella proud to be based out of San Francisco, CA

How Long Does Shipping Take?

All orders are shipped via USPS please see transit times below:
US: 4-7 Days
CAN: 7-14 Days
WORLDWIDE: Please message us for more details

Can I Add a Gift Note To My Order?

Yes, you can add notes to your order during checkout and we will mark the item as gift and write a note of your choice.

Can I Return My Order?

Yes! We have a 30 Day Money Back Guarantee on all purchases. Just shoot us a message and we will do our best to resolve the issue.