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Dark Humor Greeting Card - You Are Beautiful

Dark Humor Greeting Card - You Are Beautiful

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Dark Humor Greeting Card - You Are Beautiful

Regular price $19.99
Sale price $19.99 Regular price $24.99
SAVE 20% Sold out

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What did you just call me? Tell someone just how you think about them with "beaatch." showing "You are beautiful & a catch" when unfolded. 

Here's what you need to know:

  • Size: 7" x 5" folded, 7" x 10" unfolded
  • Premium 300 GSM black cardstock (non-laminated)
  • High-quality hot stamped foil (red and white)
  • Order includes: one 120 GSM black cardstock envelope (non-laminated)
  • Design: "beaatch."
  • Number of cards: one
  • Origin: Canada
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    The Most Unique Gift Card On The Market

    Want to make your gift a hit? Your recipient has never seen a gift card like this before.

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    Premium Materials

    We use state of the art hot foil technology to make our cards stand out in both quality and laughability.

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    Arrives Ready To Gift

    Similar size and dimensions to any old regular gift card and comes with a black easy peel and seal envelope included.

    We take gift giving seriously.

    We say no to boring drug store greeting cards. Our premium dark humor greeting cards are made with the sole-purpose of adding shock-and-awe back to special occasions, gift giving, anniversaries, and birthdays! Surprise your loved ones with our cards for guaranteed laughs and good times.

      Drug Store Cards

    Actually Funny

    Unique Gift

    Produced in Small Batches

    Shipped Right To Your Door

    Premium Quality Cards

    • ★★★★★


      John E

      My wife almost fell out of her chair laughing when she opened her card

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      Emily B

      The whole family got a good laugh out of this one, awesome cards

    • ★★★★★


      Shane M

      Drug store cards werent doing it for me anymore, this was just what I needed to spice my gift card game up - huge success

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    Frequently Asked Questions

    Where Are You Based?

    Dark Humor Cards is proudly Canadian and our shop is located in Vancouver, BC.

    How Long Does Shipping Take?

    All orders are shipped via Canada Post and USPS, please see transit times below:

    US/CAN: 4-7 Days
    WORLDWIDE: 4-10 Days

    Can I Add a Gift Note To My Order?

    Yes, you can add notes to your order during checkout and we will mark the item as gift and write a note of your choice.

    Can I Return My Order?

    Yes! We have a 30 Day Money Back Guarantee on all purchases. Just shoot us a message and we will do our best to resolve the issue.